Slim Chance

Slim Chance has been smuggling tea north out of Kentucky since he was four. It was Grammy's way of 'gettin' 'im edgecated.'

Now Slim's gotten himself into a bit of trouble with the law, and he knows there's no bit o' sugar that'll change the bitterness of the situation he's in.

Nothin' to do but ponder life's successes. Surrounded by all his friends in the World, Slim readies for his dance with Destiny.

With Atticus Garden.

Slim
In Slim's business, a wrinkly tie meant you weren't afraid to carry heavy objects next to your chest. You might dress fancy, but strong arms and a strong back lurked just beneath that shiny surface. Consider it an early warning system.
On The Rocks
Many a folk will feel the loss of Slim's specially blended tea.
Fire Begets Fire
I may soon meet the Devil.
Gettin' Loaded
One could be all I need to win this fight.