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Slim Chance

Slim Chance has been smuggling tea north out of Kentucky since he was four. It was Grammy's way of 'gettin' 'im edgecated.'

Now Slim's gotten himself into a bit of trouble with the law, and he knows there's no bit o' sugar that'll change the bitterness of the situation he's in.

Nothin' to do but ponder life's successes. Surrounded by all his friends in the World, Slim readies for his dance with Destiny.

With Atticus Garden.
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  • Slim

    Slim

    In Slim's business, a wrinkly tie meant you weren't afraid to carry heavy objects next to your chest. You might dress fancy, but strong arms and a strong back lurked just beneath that shiny surface. Consider it an early warning system.

  • On The Rocks

    On The Rocks

    Many a folk will feel the loss of Slim's specially blended tea.

  • Fire Begets Fire

    Fire Begets Fire

    I may soon meet the Devil.

  • Gettin' Loaded

    Gettin' Loaded

    One could be all I need to win this fight.

  • Li'l Girl

    Li'l Girl

    Slim reminisces about first times, fun times, and frightening firefights. "I ain't never felt alone with Li'l Girl by my side."

  • Habits

    Habits

    Click flick click, click flick click, click flick click...

  • Life's A Drag

    Life's A Drag

    There are parts that suck, but they can only go on for so long. Eventually, you just let it go. That's when the buzz happens.

  • Speakin' of Dyin' Hard...

    Speakin' of Dyin' Hard...

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  • Just Hush For A Moment

    Just Hush For A Moment

    ...

  • Close To The End

    Close To The End

    Nearing the bottom of this well of introspection

  • Swig and a Cig

    Swig and a Cig

    Taking moments while he can...

  • Where There's Smoke

    Where There's Smoke

    They may come to find I'm a dragon in disguise.

  • Marking Time

    Marking Time

    Grammy always used to say 'The hotter you burn! The hotter you burn!' I gits it now.

  • Words of My Father

    Words of My Father

    No single sin will do you in. Enjoy life, and mind yer' Grammy.

  • He Also Told Me

    He Also Told Me

    Don't burn it to the end, boy. Dem's bad parts.

  • Put It Out With Force

    Put It Out With Force

    No unforeseen issues later, and the air clears quicker.

  • Ready For My Close Up

    Ready For My Close Up

    Them movin' picture shows, they can really git at 'cha.

  • Tidy

    Tidy

    Look good for eternity. I might be there awhile.

  • Introductions Are In Order

    Introductions Are In Order

    This here's Ms. Maggie. She's my big girl.

  • Line Of Sight

    Line Of Sight

    She's got quite a bust on her.

  • What's A Man Without A Mistress

    What's A Man Without A Mistress

    I reach for her when I need her. She makes me feel different than ma other girls. Her name?

  • Bang Bang

    Bang Bang

    She's real good at teachin' men how to scream.

  • Slim's Last Stand

    Slim's Last Stand

    Slim stepped out into the cold November fog, and from all accounts let loose a rain of fire upon the Law that waited. Counties on both sides of the Ohio river reported strange snow melts for miles around. Survivors complained about the smell of their own burnt hair. Slim Chance, the dragon in the wrinkled tie, lay dead.

  • Slim's Ghost

    Slim's Ghost

    On some rare November nights, when the fog is thick and icy, you may one day come face to face with Slim Chance just as he raises Bang Bang and explodes into a ball of fire. That burnt hair you smell... it may just be your own.

  • Mug Shot

    Mug Shot

    Confidential: Chance, Slim (no known aliases) D.O.B. - Unknown D.O.D. - November 17, 1951 (est. 25-28yo) Occupation: Smuggler

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